Ancient Commie Joke
Two Russians are having a chat. One says to the other, "Did you hear about Khruschev's five year plan? He said that at the end of it we would all have bicycles. At the end of the next five year plan every Russian will have a motor car."
"Wow," says the second man, "that's fantastic."
"That's nothing," says the first man, "at the end of the third five year plan we will all have our own airplane."
"But if I have a bike and a car," says the second man, "why do I need an airplane?"
"Well," says the first, "if you hear that 200 miles away, in Rostov, they have eggs available, you can fly there."